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buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

this is me ahahaha

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boychic:

"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your ass"

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foxnewsofficial:

join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

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You were not surprised to find yourself ill adapted to the world, but it did surprise you that the world had produced a being who now lived in it as a foreigner. Do plants commit suicide? Do animals die of helplessness? They either function or disappear. You were perhaps a weak link, an accidental evolutionary dead end, a temporary anomaly not destined to burgeon again.
-― Édouard LevéSuicide (via interneiti)

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Yongguk biased:  You're such a responsible leader and talented musician tho yo dumb sometimes chYeah swag swag im black /cries at gummy smile
Himchan biased:  No.
Daehyun biased:  Can you please stop talking and put down your food MOFO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT sATAN
Youngjae biased:  YOU'RE SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE LET ME SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS MY PRINCESSSSSSSSS
Jongup biased:  YOU'RE SO AWKWARD HOW TO CUTE /touches chocolate aBS
Zelo biased:  Please stay away from me I'm gonna jail
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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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christmasturbate:

one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry 

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cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

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