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*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident
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My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
this is me ahahaha
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"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your ass"
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join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area
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Yongguk biased: You're such a responsible leader and talented musician tho yo dumb sometimes chYeah swag swag im black /cries at gummy smile
Himchan biased: No.
Daehyun biased: Can you please stop talking and put down your food MOFO STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT sATAN
Youngjae biased: YOU'RE SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE LET ME SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS MY PRINCESSSSSSSSS
Jongup biased: YOU'RE SO AWKWARD HOW TO CUTE /touches chocolate aBS
Zelo biased: Please stay away from me I'm gonna jail
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one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
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"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
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